The problem with ordering Perrier or most any kind of carbonated beverage from Amazon is it sometimes gets a nasty bump in transit. Most of the time, it's no big deal, but then you've got the bumpin' badonkadonk booty that means you can't set the can down without Sabre Dancesuddenly playing out of nowhere as it twirls around like a clumsy waiter holding a very full serving tray navigating an array of occupied tables.

Then you remember you're going to have to open the damn thing at some point if you haven't already. You're going to have to pound at least half that bad boy before the spill threat has subsided.

In a fit of frustration, and a desire to burn through the rest of my red Tough Ink on my M3D, I made this little guy in Sketchup. Now, you don't have to make it out of rubber as I did, but if you'd like to play with the scaling a bit, you can give it a nice grippy quality to go along with its other qualities.